25 Insights Into The Mind Of A 7 Year Old

As I mentioned this morning, I’ve done a little Q&A with the kid. There are 25 questions - some normal ones, some quirky ones. I’ve written down his answers exactly as he said them. He gave each one a lot of consideration. Boy, do I mean a lot. I think we can all agree they … Continue reading 25 Insights Into The Mind Of A 7 Year Old

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What’s With All The Fucking Questions?

Having a proper ‘I can’t be arsed’ kind of day today, but I promised myself I’d post something daily. So, I’m just gonna add this quick little Q&A about me this morning and possibly do one with Osian later (different questions, obviously). Are you named after anyone? My dad. His nickname is Kim, so I … Continue reading What’s With All The Fucking Questions?

In Defence Of The Offensive

‘I guess Charles Manson will never get the chance now to fulfill his lifelong ambition of starting a family. Oh, hang on......’ Reading online this morning about the death of Charles Manson, I immediately started thinking of a funny status to post on Facebook. This is the result, it isn’t that great, but it got … Continue reading In Defence Of The Offensive

Scatty Sunday Stories

‘Insanity is knowing that what you’re doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can’t stop it’ I think we can probably all agree that there are some proper mad bastards in the world. People who, for one reason or another, do things that are so bizarre, we can’t fully comprehend their thinking processes … Continue reading Scatty Sunday Stories

Christmas Shopping – The Ultimate Guide

Step 1 - Don’t fucking bother. Why put yourself through it? Stay at home, put your feet up and become a Scientologist or a Jedi Knight for the Christmas period, that way you don’t even have to celebrate it. Ah, if only, eh? If, like me, you don’t have the luxury of ditching the shopping, … Continue reading Christmas Shopping – The Ultimate Guide

Here Lies This Conversation….

‘The art of conversation is dead’. Usually what people mean when they say this is that because most interactions are done digitally these days, people don’t seem to be able to hold a halfway decent conversation anymore. Everything is abbreviated, people don’t converse; they just say ‘k’ or ‘lol’ and tag each other in memes … Continue reading Here Lies This Conversation….

Fact Friday!

Everyone loves a good fact, don’t they? Well, I do, anyway. A couple of months ago, on a Friday night, my mate told me a fact that I found totally fascinating (I didn’t believe him at first, but good old Google verified it. Yes, he was smug as fuck) and because it was a Friday … Continue reading Fact Friday!

‘Where we’re going, we don’t need roads’

Picture the scene - you’re sitting in the DeLorean, the time circuits are on, the flux capacitor is running, Mr Fusion has been filled with egg shells and banana skins (I figured I’d go with the Back to the Future 2 DeLorean because where the fuck are we supposed to get plutonium from, eh?), you … Continue reading ‘Where we’re going, we don’t need roads’

Kids Say The Darndest Things….

So, my son (Osian) is 7 years old and, even if I do say so myself, pretty clever for his age. I am currently in the process of getting him diagnosed with Aspergers and he has lots of quirks and obsessions. Over the years though, he has come out with some of the maddest things … Continue reading Kids Say The Darndest Things….

What do you do for fun?

Ah, the dreaded question. Let’s face it, unless you’ve got a decent amount of funds and not much in the way of responsibiliy, most people’s lives are as dull as fuck. I know mine is, anyway. It’s questions like these that the sarcastic cunt within me lives for. I pretty much always give a random … Continue reading What do you do for fun?